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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Ten on Tuesday

This week 10 Songs That Describe You or Your Life.
10 minutes til I leave work.

1. Hoovering Sombrero -They Might Be Giants
2. Bad Day -Daniel Powter
3. Over my Head -The Fray
4. Everybody Hurts -REM
5. Love -John Lennon
6. No Rain - Blind Melon
7. Time after Time -my daughters version
8. Good Vibrations -Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
9. Green -Edie Brickell
10. Tonight _ New kids on the Block

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

All My World is a Stage...

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water? Its nice to start it first to let it warm up but sometimes I am too hot or too impatient
2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? Absolutely always, I need to know what the bottle thinks will happen to my hair and how I should use it. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. .
3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial? No, and remember you can only see them from the neck up.
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? No, but I have showered with my daughter
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? Yes, I do that a lot .
7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? Yes and isn’t it so loud when you drop something in the shower. ...
8. How old do you look? I look 28 and I am 32 but I tell people I am 35
9. How old do you act? Somewhere between 8-28
10. What's the last song you sang? Chasing Cars by um
11. Have you recently become a member of anything? Websites I join nearly everyday. I am a member of Linked In
12. What are your plans for the weekend? I want to go to Hollywood Cantina or the Rockin Ranch
13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed
14. What’s the sexiest thing about Condoleezza Rice? When I undress her with my eyes her breasts are perky.
15. Does anything on your body itch right now? My Neck
16. Who's the sexiest famous woman alive? Kate Winslet
17. Who's the sexiest famous man alive? Corey Feldman
18. Does every family have a crazy uncle? Yes, every family I have been close to has one.
19. Have you ever smuggled something into America? No, good golly.
20. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? Only to other Musicians
21. Do you live in a city with a good sports team? No, we have the Daytona Cubs, LOL
22. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag? Yes, I have...
23. Have you ever had sex in a tent? Tee hee yes.
24. What about in a boat? No
25. Have you ever dated a Goth? Yes I think we were Goth at one point. Or should I say we showed it more, I am still Goth
26. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex? A good oral report goes a long way these are very random questions.
27. Can you fix your own car? No, I can do some things and I like to learn
28. Would you want to kill George W Bush yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it? No, my conscience would not let me get away with it
29. Should guys wear pink? Look, anyone can wear anything they want but that color does not look good on everyone and I do not find it flattering on most men.
30. Ever been on Stage? I have been on Many a Stage doing many styles of performance.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Like a Saw Movie...Make your Choice

Tough Decisions meme:
1. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? I should say something to my Mom; I just don’t yet know what to say. We have been like that for a while now.

2. If a new medicine were developed that would cure arthritis but cause a fatal reaction in 1 percent of those who took it, would you want it to be released to the public?
We already have drugs on the market that could have potentially fatal side effects for some people which is why there’s all those disclaimers rattled off during commercials for them. I think many things are potentially fatal, if a person knows the risk, yes I chose to release the medication.
3. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
My mind, I don’t want to forget things, I don’t want to be imprisoned by Alzheimer’s. I want to know my grandchildren should I have any. I want my memories.
4. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so?
Oh No, because my parents would have had me do something awful. I want my daughter to grow and develop a passion. It will be amazing to watch.
5. If you knew there would be a nuclear war in one week, what would do? (you can’t stop it) I guess I would try to survive it, ensure my Husband my Daughter could survive it. But then I would want my cousin and my brother and some other folks. I think its best if I am never put in the situation. I don’t watch the news maybe I will not know when it is going to happen. Ok ok I would get drunk for at least 1 of those days. I would take Delayna to Disney.

6. Would you accept twenty years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you had to die at the end of the period?
Yes, the quality is more important. I think I could be so happy and fulfilled I would not need anything else.
7. If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?
I would have married Ronny anyway, I love him so.
8. Someone very close to you is in pain, paralyzed, and will die in a month. They beg you to give them poison so they that they can die. Would you?
Most likely, though it’s hard to say for sure without actually being in that position. I know I could do it for some people.
9. Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as your dinner guest? as a close friend? as a lover? My entire life I would have only answered this one way, and that is Michael Jackson. (Not for lover). But after his last trial and accusations I can’t say him. I would like to have a meal with quite a few people…um; I think I will just answer Corey Feldman for all three.
10. What is the worst psychological torture you can imagine suffering? (it cannot involve any physical harm to you)?
Should I just say it, put it out there again sigh, Death of my Daughter. I had better go first; I never want to live without her.
11. You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses the button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do? Well, naturally I would let Ron push the button. Smile, people, I do not have any idea what I would do. Its like a Saw movie, this quiz is tough. I think ronny could manage to save us both, I really do.
12. Would you be willing to go to a slaughterhouse and kill a cow?
If I was to receive 200, 000 dollars only.
13. For $20,000 would you go for 3 months without washing, brushing your teeth, and using deodorant? Sure I would, I need the money. I would febreeze myself, chew gum.
14. Which of these restrictions could you best tolerate: leaving the country permanently or never leaving the state in which you now live? I will stay here, I have not even seen my entire state and I have not done everything there is to do. I love Florida.
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15. If you could choose the sex and physical appearance of your soon-to-be-born child, would you do it?
Maybe the sex not the physical appearance. Maybe not the sex either. I just don’t know I am not planning on having another child.
16. Would you be willing to decrease your life expectancy by 5 years if you could become extremely attractive? I am extremely attractive. In all the ways that count, to all the people that matter.
17. If your friends and acquaintances were willing to bluntly tell you what they really think of you, would you want them to?
Like a Roast? Oh yes, that would be great. I know I have hurt a few people, I used to have this thing where I would sabotage relationships but if they are harboring any old resentments lets heal it all up.
18. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot?
Not at all. Fertilize the world with me, take my organs first. I will not need this body.
19. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
No, why to avoid risk and the unknown? Nope that’s life and I lovin livin
20. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it would induce someone to provide for 1,000 starving children in Indonesia?
Crickey, I love TV. Why did it have to be TV? Phone, internet ok TV. Ok, but please I want to get to meet some of those Indonesian babies.

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